Matt Gorski

Stoic. Brave. Talented. Humble. Genius. Telekinetic. Some of these words describe Matt Gorski. Matt makes no claim to solve all your problems, but if you ever wanted to know what your friend would look like if he were Chuck Norris, he's your beautiful man.

Aliases

 * Gorsk-zilla


 * The Jazz
 * Gorskowitz (only call him this if you're a huge nerd)
 * Magneto

Quotes

 * "YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO COME OUT FROM UNDER THE CAR EVENTUALLY AARON,YOU LITTLE BITCH"


 * "I am a man of few words and much pizzazz"