Alex Rotello

In these newly-progresive time, people argue many things are fluid, not rigid. Occupation, Gender, Sexual Orientation... and now, Nationality? Alex Rotello is a man of many lands, Mexican, Italian, Australian, Arabian, Semetic, Anti-semetic, Vietnamese, minor league inter-sex wrestler. His origin knows no bounds. Likes pirating games, movies, books, and walks on the beach. He also once took 4th place in a spaghetti eating contest.

Rumor has it he once torrented a box of Frosted Flakes

Aliases

 * Alexzanjeriousness Rotellio
 * Axel
 * Cargo Shorts mc Glasses

Quotes
"Some people torrent games and buy them later if they think they're good. Some people also live Canada, that doesn't mean it's not a retarded thing to do."

"My ninja training allows me to blend into environents in a way that would put Waldo to shame. Try to play Where's Alex if you want, but be warned: It's a dangerous game.

"WINDOWS 8 LOOKS GREAT"