Archer Johnson

Ginger, swaggin, and probably a ninja, Archer Bowstring Johnson is to the average man what margarine is to butter: Less fattening and arguably better tasting. Though the rumor is uncomfirmed, it's Common belief that Archer secretly posseses "The skills to pay the bills"

Aliases

 * Archie
 * DEATHBLADE
 * Bowstring

Quotes
"It's a temperature gun. You point it at things and it tells you how hot they are. It's probably the best Christmas gift of all time."

''"I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. Except Brett Dean. " ''