Ass The Black Man Virus Carrier

The Superhero alter ego of Everett Underwood, Ass The Black Man Virus Carrier (Or ABMVC for short) is a protector of humanity, and a ghetto one at that. Arch nemesis of The Iron Hymen.

Powers

 * Able to sprout forth dicks from his body and stretch them like Mr. Fantastic except somehow less of a giant nerd.
 * A Carrier of every STD known to man and some known only to Dolphins, which he can infect at will while being unaffected himself

Origin
I don't know, Everett's weird as hell. Ask him.