Matt Madden

Deep in the mountains, there is a cave. In this cave there is a door, and through this door there is a secret. And a few hundered miles away from there there's this "aspie" named Matthew Robert Matthew Madden. Under his gaze, rubik's cubes are said to solve themselves in fear. it is whispered that he dreams in calculus, and every night he worships the only greater being he knows- They Might Be Midgets. Wait, no that's not the name. God dammit, what was it. They could be Collusses? They are possibly the New York Knicks? Whatever. Ask him, I don't care. ANYWAY, human communication is considered by MM to be unnecesary, and as such he finds it confusing and inane. Also the Matt Madden Fan Club is great.

Aliases

 * Gargomel
 * NERD
 * Blue Balloon
 * His Holiness
 * SheogaMatt, Lord of Maddenness

Quotes

 * "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!!!!"
 * "I just- ergh- i- ugh- raghghsdgfhsgfh"
 * "BAZOOPERS!