Gusser Carter

The one and only Mr. Gusser Carter has finally reached our fair wiki, and dayam he be fine! The allusive Gus Carter is a true physical specimen indeed, displaying incredible confidence and a lack of time for your shit he will most definitely bitch you out for eating that damn cupcake; fuckin' fatty. None compare to the Carter's physical prowess and mental agility; after all, he is a teacher at the prestigious Auburn High School! You can't handle it son! Too hype!

Aliases

 * Gusser
 * Mountain Freshness
 * The Cupcake Destroyer

Popular Quotes
"I was taking an ice bath after track and he poored cold water in so I chucked a padlock at his head. Barely missed him, dented a locker."

"What is an Iron Triangle?"

"What are you idiots doing?"